Man, fucking Lannon SUCKS! I'm so tired of Lannon's shit! I mean, pretty much all of varsity is a big load of crap, but LANNON! WOW! What a suck! What do you guys think Klumb and Bintz are gonna do?
I'm not sure if Vali's Views is the proper forum for this sort of thing, but I feel compelled to share the following excerpt from Kobe Bryant's initial interview with the Eagle County Sheriff's Dept.:
Detective Loya: Did you pull her panties down or did she pull them down?
Bryant: Laughter ...I pulled them down. Cause she lifted, she lifted her skirt up so I could, so I could grab her butt. (Inaudible) ...I was you know just doing regular things, all of a sudden man she lifted up her skirt. (Inaudible) ...and then from behind and then you know she grabbed (inaudible).
Detective Loya: With her vagina?
Bryant: Yes.
I also feel compelled to report that I have a great idea for a horror movie about a vagina that can grab.
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too much political commentary!
-NBS
Man, fucking Lannon SUCKS! I'm so tired of Lannon's shit! I mean, pretty much all of varsity is a big load of crap, but LANNON! WOW! What a suck! What do you guys think Klumb and Bintz are gonna do?
I'm not sure if Vali's Views is the proper forum for this sort of thing, but I feel compelled to share the following excerpt from Kobe Bryant's initial interview with the Eagle County Sheriff's Dept.:
Detective Loya: Did you pull her panties down or did she pull them down?
Bryant: Laughter ...I pulled them down. Cause she lifted, she lifted her skirt up so I could, so I could grab her butt. (Inaudible) ...I was you know just doing regular things, all of a sudden man she lifted up her skirt. (Inaudible) ...and then from behind and then you know she grabbed (inaudible).
Detective Loya: With her vagina?
Bryant: Yes.
I also feel compelled to report that I have a great idea for a horror movie about a vagina that can grab.
Can anyone give me Sylvester's e-mail address?
nick@pitchforkmedia.com
--NBS
Nick - Can you tell me the name of that album with the Southeast Asian pop from the '60s?
Steam Kodok: 26 A Go-Go Ultrarities from the Sixties Singapore and South-East Asia Underground
It came out on Gray Past in 2003. Here's a link to a place you can buy it on CD or LP (but not tape) --
http://www.forcedexposure.com/bin/search.pl?search_string=kodok&searchfield=keyword
otherwise i can get you these tracks illicitly. let me know how you roll.
are you hely?
--NBS
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