Saturday, September 18, 2004

What a bunch of idiots

Have any of those whiny "glass-is-half-empty" people ever considered just using a smaller glass?

13 comments:

conrad said...

Score one for trenchancy. Someone tell Garry Trudeau he better watch his ass.

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's Yank, if anyone's going to the Stanford party tonight I'm bringing a bottle of Soju.

Anonymous said...

Yank again, hey Vali, here's that website I was telling you about: http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Jack said...

Hey, Vali? This website (http://valisviews.blogspot.com/) is nice, but it's not as good as the other website (http://jeffgordonsucks.blogspot.com/) that you also maintain and that is even awesomer.

v.DANGER said...

Dearest Jack:

I am not sure what caused the confusion, but I do not maintain jeffgordonsucks.blogspot.com. I retype: I do not maintain jeffgordonsucks.blogspot.com.

In any case, since the subject has already been broached allow me to provide a bonus Vali's View.

Bonus Saturday Vali's View:
While we can all agree that Jeff Gordon is a dispicable human being, capable of the most egregious crimes against humanity, he is without doubt a gifted turner of steering wheels and presser of gas pedals. His breaking ability leaves a bit to be desired.

Affectionately yours,
Vali

Junior said...

Vali,

In your Bonus Vali View, you spelled "despicable" wrong and I am almost certain you meant to type "braking" instead of "breaking."

Your super-fan,
Lorniza "Junior" Harrington

Junior said...

Please amend the phrase "Vali View" in the preceding comment to read "Vali's View."

Regretfully,
L. Harrington

SC said...

Last night I went to MacFarlane's party. It was ok, nothing too amazing. He has a cool house with a sweeping view of Burbank. I got pretty drunk, which was nice.

How was that Stanford thing?

SC said...

Man, we should all be living more like the guy who runs Jeff Gordon Sucks. Check out this awesome day he had - why aren't we doing these things?

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