The search continues

If anyone knows of an establishment where like-minded gentlemen can gather to jazzercize without any sexual tension please let me know.

World's greatest dad II

This morning, I saw the world's greatest dad. Even more amazing, that mug somehow fathered a child.

Overheard at the doctor's office

Doctor: I'm afraid I have some bad news. Due to complications during the birth of your son...er, I mean daughter...wait, which one has the penis? I was right the first time wasn't I?Anyways due to complications during the birth, I'm afraid your wife has passed away.
Wife: Hi, honey!
Doctor: I'll be honest. I'm baffled right now.

Suspicious package

Pedestrians in Pine Green Park spotted a suspicious package yesterday. It exploded before police could arrive. Now we will probably never know what was in that package.