Monday, October 11, 2004

Cereal killers

If there was a serial killer who, one-by-one, started killing the CEOs of all the major cereal companies, I bet the papers would have a field day with all of the “‘Cereal’ Killer Strikes Again” headlines. But eventually, there would be no more cereal company CEOs left and the killer would have to move on to Nutra-grain bar company CEOs. And frankly, that’s not something I’m comfortable joking about.

2 comments:

DC said...

A chilling insight. America's foremost authority on views delivers yet again.

Ben said...

So what are my views, chopped liver??