Friday, October 29, 2004


If an alien ever comes up to you and says, “take me to your leader,” you should respond, “you’re talking to him,” because the alien is probably just trying to deliver a package. And hey, free package!


SC said...

This seems more derivative of Jack Handey than most Vali's views.

Anonymous said...

v. danger-

i haven't seen you take the pledge yet:

After the election results are in, I promise to:
: Support the President, even if I didn't vote for him.
: Criticize the President, even if I did vote for him.
: Uphold standards of civilized discourse in blogs and in media while pushing both to be better.
: Unite as a nation, putting country over party, even as we work together to make America better.

i think it would be responsible if you did.


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