Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Accidental identity theft

Last week I was trying to order something from QVC when the sales representative asked for my credit card number. I don’t have a credit card, but I didn’t want to embarrass myself in front of the QVC sales rep. So I told him my number was “0000 0000 0000 0001.” The next day I was arrested for stealing the CEO of American Express’s identity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

one can be certain that the view will be particularly controversial and especially possibly wrong when vali blogs it in the 11:00 AM to 11:59 AM window, known to the valisviews coterie-munity as the bewitching hour.

-townsie

v.DANGER said...

Townsie:

These types of comments aren't helping your brunch club candidacy.

Vali