Wednesday, March 02, 2005

My best get-rich quick scheme to date

In the future, I bet a big problem for guys will be: girls wanting to have sex with clones of their boyfriends rather than their actual boyfriends. That’s why I’ve trademarked the phrase, “One clone with extra-small penis, please.”TM

Now I just sit back and wait for the millions to roll in.

6 comments:

mquest said...

Good idea? Maybe you should also patent a mileage counter for your clones pecker. It would suck if your clones small penis got more action than you do.

SC said...

mquest, excellent use of the question mark. Somebody's been reading their "Eats, Shoots and Leaves."

v.DANGER said...

Louis Menand is not going to be happy the next time he reads these message boards.

johnty said...

Well, I'm not sure I'll be signing up for this. I wouldn't want a girl to sleep with the clone of my boyfriend.

Perhaps a simple menage au troit would solve the dilemma?

v.DANGER said...

Johnty:

You continue to deliver.

Anonymous said...

"It would suck if your clones small penis got more action than you do."

I thought that was a given.