Wednesday, January 12, 2005

You're welcome, future son

During the birth of my next son I'm going to be right there, with a gun aimed right between his eyes, firing off a couple of blanks. I figure, the early brush with death will allow him to live his whole life with a "new lease on life."


mquest said...

You might want to give him earplugs- You do not want to dmage his hearing.

v.DANGER said...

Of course the kid will have earplugs. I'm not a savage.

BJN said...

You may also want to blindfold him too, so as not to scare him.