Monday, January 24, 2005

One thing Anheuser Bush can do to save the earth

Environmentalists recommend cutting up plastic six-pack rings so sea birds don't get caught in them and die. A better idea is: sea bird shaped beer cans. Then as garbage floats though an oil spill that is being burned off the water, a cleanup worker may be rewarded with the sight of 6 sea birds gracefully swooping through 6 flaming enviromentally friendly "rings." That should bring a tear of joy to even the most callous environmentalist's eye.

4 comments:

Junior said...

WTF???

v.DANGER said...
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v.DANGER said...

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Anonymous said...

Where were you with this idea in the CIC meeting today?! ;)