Thursday, January 13, 2005

Cobra bite

If you ever get bitten by a King Cobra, try drinking a crisp refreshing glass of Lipton iced-tea. I don't think this will save you, but I just bought a bunch of Lipton stock so at least your death won't be in vain.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm starting to see a pattern in these "jokes."
-eNVy.

Move Media said...

Today I saw a woman and her child. She wasn't attractive. In fact, she looked a bit like a man. Which lead me to wonder if she fathered her own child.

v.DANGER said...

Move:

To learn if that is medically possible you should consult the experts at http://bad-science.blogspot.com

Move Media said...

Vali,

thanks to you and your blog, my wit level has been increased +10 at least. It has even sprung a few new ideas. For instance today I was pulled over by a police officer for going 53 in a 35. Not to worry though, i'm going to take this one to court to accuse the police officer of dyslexia.

Vali's Views! It Saved My Life!

v.DANGER said...

Move Media:

You remind me of a young Rob Klein.

Vali

Move Media said...

I'm assuming you mean comedian/actor Robert Klein. If so, that is by far the biggest compliment I've recieved all week. :)

Ben said...

If you only knew, Move Media. If you only knew.

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