It's crazy that people think that, "one in the hand is worth two in the bush." I mean on one hand you have one thing, while on the other you have two things and a bush. That's a total of three things!
"In most cases I'd go so far as to say, 'One in the hand is less than or, at best, equal to just a bush.'"
alternatively, consider:
"...And what if those two things in the bush were awesome and rare Pink Floyd bootleg tapes? Meanwhile, you're sitting there with one piece of poop in your hand."
Would you be so kind as to detail the circumstances under which you typed "girls wanting boyfriends" into the Yahoo.com search engine and, in so doing, the number of girlfriends you have successfully acquired?
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"In most cases I'd go so far as to say, 'One in the hand is less than or, at best, equal to just a bush.'"
alternatively, consider:
"...And what if those two things in the bush were awesome and rare Pink Floyd bootleg tapes? Meanwhile, you're sitting there with one piece of poop in your hand."
You're welcome.
v.DANGER
Vali's Views Phat Phact:
Vali's Views is the second search result if one searches "girls wanting boyfriends" (without the quotes) on Yahoo.com
Vali's Views Prediction:
Yahoo! will be bankrupt within 6 months.
You heard it here first.
v.DANGER-
Would you be so kind as to detail the circumstances under which you typed "girls wanting boyfriends" into the Yahoo.com search engine and, in so doing, the number of girlfriends you have successfully acquired?
Cheerio,
BFD
BFD:
I searched "girls wanting boyfriends" on Yahoo! because I had already exhausted all of the google search results.
Affectionately yours,
Vali
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