Wednesday, November 10, 2004

A tip

If you're a crazy drunk hobo, try slipping your penis outside of your pants the next time you need to urinate. It will only take a fraction of a second, and you'll notice the lifestyle improvement almost immediately.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think that this blog isn't appropriate to share this with my friends anymore. Soon everyone will be urinating outside of their pants.

v.DANGER said...

Anonymous:

Please do not taunt me with visions of paradise.

Tara said...

How much of The Far Side have you read?

strach said...

v.DANGER, we are all still waiting for a response to Tara's question.

v.DANGER said...

Strach:

How much Far Side have I read. Let me just say that it's no coincidence that you've never seen Gary Larson and myself in the same room. (We don't get invited to the same parties.)

Well, I think that answers that.