If you're a crazy drunk hobo, try slipping your penis outside of your pants the next time you need to urinate. It will only take a fraction of a second, and you'll notice the lifestyle improvement almost immediately.
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I'm starting to think that this blog isn't appropriate to share this with my friends anymore. Soon everyone will be urinating outside of their pants.
How much Far Side have I read. Let me just say that it's no coincidence that you've never seen Gary Larson and myself in the same room. (We don't get invited to the same parties.)
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I'm starting to think that this blog isn't appropriate to share this with my friends anymore. Soon everyone will be urinating outside of their pants.
Anonymous:
Please do not taunt me with visions of paradise.
Strach:
How much Far Side have I read. Let me just say that it's no coincidence that you've never seen Gary Larson and myself in the same room. (We don't get invited to the same parties.)
Well, I think that answers that.
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