Monday, November 15, 2004

New element discovered

Cambridge, Massachusetts (AP) – Harvard University scientists announced the discovery of a new element today. The element was discovered when the scientists were looking at a periodic table and noticed a square, labeled Ununpentium, which they hadn’t noticed before. The scientists responded to questions about the properties of the new element with shrugs and, occasionally, swear words directed at the questioner.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

v.-

thanks for the tip this morning. i became curious and ran a few experiments and -- well, check out my results for yourself at beyondweird.com.

http://www.beyondweird.com/element115.html

keep the hot leads coming.

-townsie

v.DANGER said...

townsie:

Professor Zanzibar must be turning in his grave, knowing that the knowledge he, so generously, gave to you is being employed for such nefarious ends.

What happened to you? I remember a time when townsie, the evil genius, was just townsie, the bad genius. Come back to us, townsie. Come back.

SC said...

Townsage - Remember when you claimed there was a big floating island of garbage off the coast of Hawaii that was like ten times the size of Oregon or some shit? Did you ever verify that?