Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Fat ugly scientists

Whenever I see a really fat and ugly scientist I always think to myself, "I bet that guy is really close to inventing an invisibility potion."

Monday, April 25, 2005

Twins

The best thing about having twins is probably all of the money you save from not having to buy a "decoy kid."

Monday, April 18, 2005

The way I see it #44

"Almost any liquid can be effectively transported using water-bottles." - Vali

The view expressed above is that of Vali and does not necessarily reflect the views of Vali's Views.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Duel

If ever challeneged to a duel and asked to name my weapon of choice, I'd request a plastic rake. That would make everyone think I was really brazen. And my fierce display of bravado would probably send a chill of terror down my opponent's spine. Also, most people do not have plastic rakes readily avaliable. So that would buy me ample time to run away.